December 3, 2009
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Me:
How can I keep my dog from humping my grandpa's leg?
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ChaCha:
Neutering intact males that are not to be used for breeding will reduce humping in some 60 percent of dogs.
December 2, 2009
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Me:
How many babies does it take to paint a house?
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ChaCha:
Depends on how hard you throw them.
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Me:
Why does poop not taste as good as it smells?
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ChaCha:
If your poop tastes good, its because you are eating too many good nutrients! Your body absorbs what it needs & poops it out.
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Me:
Is it legal to eat dogs in America?
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ChaCha:
In the United States it is considered a social taboo and illegal in some jurisdictions to eat dogs or other companion animals.
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Me:
Do you like Justin Bieber?
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ChaCha:
I've never heard of Justin Bieber, but many people have told me that he is very good. I should check him out.
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Me:
Why is Edward Cullen such a sissy vampire?
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ChaCha:
Edward Cullen is not a sissy. He just doesn't have a problem showing his feelings.
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Me:
If I eat my dog's food with milk is it okay?
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ChaCha:
Some people eat dog food but it's not ideal for people to eat because the nutrition is tailored for dogs, not people.
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Me:
If I ate myself, would I disappear?
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ChaCha:
If you ate yourself you would disappear. Mice eat their tails and become smaller. A human would disappear!
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Me:
Can I drink bleach if I add kool-aid flavor?
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ChaCha:
No, it causes vomiting, upset stomach, heartburn, chemical burns to the inside of the mouth and esophagus, and possibly death.
December 1, 2009
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Me:
Do whales poop?
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ChaCha:
Yes, whales do poop.Their feces are mostly water soluble.